Halloed! What ho what ho what!?

I don't know if you m8s have noticed, but it's bally-well gone an dun Decembre 1st! (Decembre is how you say Decamber in Francais, its all posh now so mebber, er, maybe you don't kno it! Dont worrie though, that's why I'm here. Sumtimes we need to give the French a right thrashing, but they knoe how to do langue chic, and anyway thrashing's not Chrimmasy, so stop thinking about it!)

Oe right! It's December the first, which means it's pretty much Christmas!!!!!!, which is also been well said the best time of the year!!

Let's think of what Chrimblas is all about, in case some thickoes don,t know it.


'Tis the season to disrupt the flow of time and space!

I hope at least one of the chocolates is a dark matter flavoured quantum chocolate!

wiggle he wiggle he smack him to his bum